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Friday, January 9, 2015

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE :

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:

1. TEMPLE has 6 letters so does MASJID and CHURCH.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN and GEETA.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Co-incidence?

A Story about The Witty Vivekananda - Figuratively speaking

The Witty Vivek

When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, "Mr Vivekanand , you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat." Vivekanandji looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge. The next day in Class he posed the following question: "Mr.Vivekanand , if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take ?"
Without hesitating, Vivekanandji responded, "The one with the money, of course."

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom."

Swami Vivekanand shrugged and responded, "Each one takes what he doesn't have."

Mr. Peters, by this time was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Swami Vivekanand's exam sheet the word "idiot" and gave it to Swami Vivekanand . Vivekanandji took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Swami Vivekanand got up, went to the professor and told him in a dignified polite tone, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

Don't mess up with intelligent Indians.

Story : It is Our Job to prepare Our Children for the Road...Not prepare the road for Our Children..."

A wonderful message:

A man was an avid gardner... Saw a small butterfly laying a few eggs in one of the pots in his garden. since that day he looked at the egg with ever growing curiosity and eagerness. The egg started to move and shake a little. He was exited to see a new life coming up right in front of his eyes. He spent hours watching the egg now. The egg started to expand and develop cracks.. A tiny head and antennae started to come out ever so slowly.

The man's excitement knew no bounds. He got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa coming out. He saw the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resisit his urge to HELP. He went and got a tender forcep the help the egg break, a nip here a nip there to help the struggling life. And LO! The pupa was out the man was ecstatic! He waited now each day for the pupa to grow and fly abt like a beautiful butterfly, but Alas that never happened the larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the pot for the full 4 weeks and died!

Depressed the man went to his botanist friend and asked the reason. His friend told him the struggle to break out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings and the head push helps the head to remain small so that the tender wings can support it thru its 4 week life cycle, in his eagerness to help the man destroyed a beautiful life! Struggles help all of us, that's why a little bit of effort goes a long way to develop our strength to face life's difficulties!

As parents, we sometimes go too far trying to help and protect our kids from life's harsh realities and disappointments. We don't want our kids to struggle like we did.

To quote clinical psychologist Dr. Wendy Mogel: "It is Our Job to prepare Our Children for the Road..., &
Not prepare the road for Our Children..."😊
All parents - do read it and pass it on..

Meaning of Indian National Anthem

Meaning of our National Anthem

Please try to understand the meaning and pronounce it clearly.

Word by word meaning..

💦Jana            = People
💦Gana            = Group
💦Mana           = Mind
💦Adhinayaka= Leader
💦Jaya He      = Victory
💦Bharata       = India
💦Bhagya       = Destiny
💦Vidhata      = Disposer
💦Punjaba     = Punjab
💦Sindhu       = Indus
💦Gujarata    = Gujarat
💦Maratha    = Marati 💦Maharashtra
💦Dravida      = South
💦Utkala        = Orissa
💦Banga        = Bengal
💦Vindhya     =Vindhyas
💦Himachal   =Himalay
💦Yamuna     = Yamuna
💦Ganga        = Ganges
💦Uchchhala = Moving
💦Jaladhi      = Ocean
💦Taranga    = Waves
💦Tava          = Your
💦Shubh    =Auspicious
💦Naame = name
💦Jage     = Awaken
💦Tava     = Your
💦Shubha      = Auspicious
💦Aashisha = Blessings
💦Maage     = Ask
💦Gaahe      = Sing
💦Tava        = Your
💦Jaya        = Victory
💦Gatha      = Song
💦Jana       = People
💦Gana      = Group
💦Mangala = Fortune
💦Dayaka   = Giver
💦Jay He    = Victory Be
💦Bharata = India
💦Bhagya = Destiny
💦Vidhata = Dispenser
💦Jay He, Jay He, Jay 💦He, Jay Jay Jay Jay 💦He = Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory Forever..

PLEASE SHARE IT AND LET ALL PEOPLE KNOW THE MEANING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM..

JAI HIND

Very Touching Poem for those who drink and drive :

Very Touching Poem

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet..

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon..

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?*

*Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around the world that will make people understand that don't mix drinking and driving.
Please promote save lives.

Types of Taxes in India

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Have u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defaulter people.

21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!!...

Funny but fascinating facts

Some funny but heart opening life facts...

Airports have seen more affectionate kisses than Wedding Halls..

The walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples, Masjids & Churches...

Good Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call " Suffocation" in local train becomes an "Atmosphere" in Disco...

Pizza always confuses us. It comes in a square box. When you open it, its round. When you start eating it, its triangle. Life & People are like Pizza. Looks different. Appears different & Behave absolutely different.

Position matters..!!!!

6 Apple: Rs.60/-
Apple 6: Rs.60,000/-

Centralised numbers released by Indian Railways for citizen's convenience

Centralised numbers released by Indian Railways for citizen convenience

9760534983 : TTE, RESERVATION & FOOD
9760500000 : CLEANLINESS
9760534057 : COACH COMPLAINTS
9760534060 : ELECTRIC COMPLAINTS
9920142151 : ENQUIRY
9760534063 : RPF PROTECTION
9760534069 : DRINKING WATER
9760534073 : MEDICAL FACILITY

ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 Australia Schedule

ICC Cricket World🌏 Cup 2015...
Schedule :.....

👉14.02.2015. Sri vs NZ
👉14.02.2015. Eng vs Aus
👉15.02.2015. SA vs Zim
🇮🇳15.02.2015. Pak vs Ind
👉16.02.2015. WI vs Ire
👉17.02.2015. NZ vs Q3
👉18.02.2015. Ban vs Q2
👉19.02.2015. Zim vs Q4
👉20.02.2015. Eng vs NZ
👉21.02.2015. Pak vs WI
👉21.02.2015. Aus us Ban
👉22.02.2015. Sri vs Q2
🇮🇳22.02.2015. SA vs Ind
👉23.02.2015. Eng vs Q3
👉24.02.2015. WI vs Zim
👉25.02.2015. Ire vs Q4
👉26.02.2015. Q2 vs Q3
👉26.02.2015. Sri vs Ban
👉27.02.2015. SA vs WI
🇮🇳28.02.2015. Ind vs Q4
👉28.02.2015. Aus vs NZ
👉01.03.2015. Eng vs Sri
👉01.03.2015. Pak vs Zim
👉03.03.2015. SA vs Ire
👉04.03.2015. Pak vs Q4
👉04.03.2015. Aus vs Q2
👉05.03.2015. Ban vs Q3
🇮🇳06.03.2015. Ind vs WI
👉07.03.2015. Pak vs SA
👉07.03.2015. Zim vs Ire
👉08.03.2015. NZ vs Q2
👉08.03.2015. Aus vs Sri
👉09.03.2015. Eng vs Ban
🇮🇳10.03.2015. Ind vs Ire
👉11.03.2015. Sri vs Q3
👉12.03.2015. SA vs Q4
👉13.03.2015. Ban vs Nz
👉13.03.2015. Eng vs Q2
🇮🇳14.03.2015. Ind vs Zim
👉14.03.2015. Aus vs Q3
👉15.03.2015. WI vs Q4
👉15.03.2015. Pak vs Ire
🎈18.03.2015. 1st Quarter Final:
🎈19.03.2015. 2nd Quarter Final:
🎈20.03.2015. 3rd Quarter Final:
🎈21.03.2015. 4th Quartar Final:
⚡24.03.2015. 1st Semi Final:
⚡26.03.2015. 2nd Semi Final:
💥29.03.2015. BIG Final: